Imagine this scene from Karate Kid 5: The Gap Year - Mr. Miyagi is talking with Daniel:

"So, Daniel-san, you wish to put off your studies and go travelling? This path you will take has many dangers. Can you protect yourself from the Malaria Mosquito using only chopsticks?"

Well, this film hasn't actually been made yet (although if you want to buy the idea please get in touch) so this cracking little viral clip will  have to tide you over until Hollywood comes knocking...